Bachelor Boy

Stag weekends are bad ideas. BAD. Dave had his last weekend - him and his mates drove over to Cardiff for drinks, go-karting, clay pigeon shooting and more drinks. He's come back with the biggest bruise on his face. Apparently, it happened when they went shooting, so I asked if he was the clay pigeon.

Being the stag, he was the first up to try out the big guns, and whilst lining the gun up to shoot, he didn't realise the gun recoils, and it hit him in the face. Well, that's the story he's telling me. ;)

So moral of the story - guns are bad, as are stag weekends. I'd lend him my concealer, but I'm a fair bit browner than he is. At least the green matches his eyes though. I'm telling people he walked into a door, and not to ask any questions if they know what's good for them. I'm getting a reputation as a husband-beater...