Yes, yes, so I'm addicted to Celebrity Big Brother. The first thing that got me hooked was discovering Jermaine Jackson has a son named Jermajesty. Yes. As Jade said 'That's funny, cos that's what we call the Queen!'.
After using my fave tool to research on Jermaine, I uncovered this bit of comedy gold. My favourite section:
In a departure from his previously alliterative naming, Jermaine controversially decided to call his 9th child Dave, before returning to the theme with child number 10, Jesus Jackson. She is 5 years old.
I think I'm in love with whoever wrote that Wikipedia article. It's just perfect.
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Impressive - he had children in 1986 and 1987 with a woman he didn't have a relationship with until 1988. Must be down to some strange powers the veganism gives him.
He's Michael's brother, he can BUY magic.
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